“About ten years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I’ve been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since” - Creed Bratton
The Office
The second Jim told Dwight that he couldn’t be his best man, I got really upset and started to tear up, then I thought OH, he is going to let Mose do it, because he knew he was upset about not being the Best Man, but then the camera turned to Michael, and I just breathed in really hard in shock, and just wept for like 5 minutes when I saw him, it was by far the most glorious scene ever, and one that’ll make me cry every time I watch it.
This is probably a general format of how most office fans reacted.






